Spend roast

Spend smarter. Take the roast.

Your spending has a punchline.Let's hear it.

Upload a CSV statement. Get a weekly AI roast that calls out the patterns and turns your receipts into a share card. No budgeting homework. No bank connection.

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CSV uploads only / Bank linking unavailable

Spend roast

Weekly roast / coffee edition

You spent

$212

at Starbucks
this month

The roast

You are the shareholder.

Behind the joke

Try one fewer coffee run this week.

Share card

Illustrative example · not customer data

01 / Bring

CSV statement

02 / Get

Weekly AI roast

03 / Keep

Share cards & insights

01 / The roast routine

Same chaos.
Better story.

Make the transactions make sense. Then make the punchline yours.

Funny first. Useful underneath.

01

Drop in a CSV.

Upload a CSV statement from your bank or card. CSV is the launch format. Bank linking is not available.

02

Get read for filth.

Your weekly AI roast spots the habits hiding in the transactions. The joke lands; the pattern sticks.

03

Send the receipt.

Turn the roast into a screenshot-ready share card, then pick one small money habit to flip this week.

Monthly Spending Wrapped and friend leagues can come later. First up: roasts and Premium tools that help you make one better move.

02 / A little more insight

Roast first.
Level up after.

The free plan starts with a weekly roast and share card. Premium is planned at $4–6/month for deeper insights, savings challenges, and custom roast personalities, from gentle grandma to drill sergeant. Final Premium pricing will be confirmed before launch.

A little accountability, with a better punchline.

Free

For individuals getting started

$0/month

  • 1 workspace
  • Up to 3 team members
  • Basic analytics
  • Community support
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03 / Before you roast

The useful
fine print.

Clear answers. No finance-bro sermon.

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    Spend roast — Your spending, unfiltered